Hot chicks and cool ink have been my life, my everything, for the past five years. But with one phone call that bliss is totally shot to shit. Donāt want to hear it. Donāt want to deal with it. But oh yeah, itās coming for me. The motherfucking past. And whoās along for the ride? Youāre never gonna believe it. Thatās right, another blast from my past. The one and only rejection. Blondie. Heyā¦maybe itās not all bad. Maybe I can finally get her - legs up and back to the mattress, that is.
Lisa
Yes, Iām getting married. And yes, itās to āButtons.ā Iām not embarrassed and I donāt think itās a failure. Unfortunately, my bestie doesnāt agree. In fact, she thinks she has to rescue me. But ladies and gents, Iām beyond help. Iām cooked. I just want to fade into the Santa Barbaraās overly polished woodwork. If only a gorgeous tatted, foul-mouthed problem from my past would stop showing up and showing off what Iām never going to allow myself to have.
Hot chicks and cool ink have been my life, my everything, for the past five years. But with one phone call that bliss is totally shot to shit. Donāt want to hear it. Donāt want to deal with it. But oh yeah, itās coming for me. The motherfucking past. And whoās along for the ride? Youāre never gonna believe it. Thatās right, another blast from my past. The one and only rejection. Blondie. Heyā¦maybe itās not all bad. Maybe I can finally get her - legs up and back to the mattress, that is.
Lisa
Yes, Iām getting married. And yes, itās to āButtons.ā Iām not embarrassed and I donāt think itās a failure. Unfortunately, my bestie doesnāt agree. In fact, she thinks she has to rescue me. But ladies and gents, Iām beyond help. Iām cooked. I just want to fade into the Santa Barbaraās overly polished woodwork. If only a gorgeous tatted, foul-mouthed problem from my past would stop showing up and showing off what Iām never going to allow myself to have.