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Kesey to Callahan: Cruising the Columbia - Patrick Carrico

By Patrick Carrico

Release Date: 2026-02-08

Genre: Travel in the United States

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A Drunken Literary Journey up the River.

The Columbia River isn't some sanitized, photogenic tourist trapā€”it's a dark, complex, and conflicted artery cutting through the heart of the Pacific Northwest. If you're looking for a toxically positive cruise director in a polo shirt, you've got the wrong book.

In Kesey to Callahan: Cruising the Columbia, we navigate the water the way it was meant to be experienced: from the Rainier Beer-slicked docks of Astoria to the sun-scorched basalt flows of the east. This is a local's perspective on the weirdest of the weird, delivered one dive bar at a time.

Forget the "Disneyfied" recommendations. We're hunting for the local scandals, the grease-trap diners, and the kind of punchlines only a local with a twisted sense of humor could love.

Inside the chaos:

ā€¢The High-Proof Port Guide: A curated crawl of the best walkable dives and points of interest at every port of call.
ā€¢Literary Porn: The finest independent bookstores to get lost in when the river fog rolls in too thick to sail.
ā€¢The Ghosts of the Gorge: Diving into the trauma of the damming of the river through the lens of Kesey's woods and Callahan's dark, ink-stained humor.
ā€¢The Unfiltered River: A journey through the improbable and the eerieā€”from UFO sightings to atomic bombs and chemical weapons depots.

I love this river, and I'm taking you to all its most improbable spots.

Kesey to Callahan: Cruising the Columbia - Patrick Carrico

By Patrick Carrico

Release Date: 2026-02-08

Genre: Travel in the United States

(0 ratings)
Read Download
A Drunken Literary Journey up the River.

The Columbia River isn't some sanitized, photogenic tourist trapā€”it's a dark, complex, and conflicted artery cutting through the heart of the Pacific Northwest. If you're looking for a toxically positive cruise director in a polo shirt, you've got the wrong book.

In Kesey to Callahan: Cruising the Columbia, we navigate the water the way it was meant to be experienced: from the Rainier Beer-slicked docks of Astoria to the sun-scorched basalt flows of the east. This is a local's perspective on the weirdest of the weird, delivered one dive bar at a time.

Forget the "Disneyfied" recommendations. We're hunting for the local scandals, the grease-trap diners, and the kind of punchlines only a local with a twisted sense of humor could love.

Inside the chaos:

ā€¢The High-Proof Port Guide: A curated crawl of the best walkable dives and points of interest at every port of call.
ā€¢Literary Porn: The finest independent bookstores to get lost in when the river fog rolls in too thick to sail.
ā€¢The Ghosts of the Gorge: Diving into the trauma of the damming of the river through the lens of Kesey's woods and Callahan's dark, ink-stained humor.
ā€¢The Unfiltered River: A journey through the improbable and the eerieā€”from UFO sightings to atomic bombs and chemical weapons depots.

I love this river, and I'm taking you to all its most improbable spots.

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