Memo to my boss:I knocked up your sister... Surprise! You're an uncle!... I quit and I'm going into witness protection.
Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime. I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated. I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister. A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.
They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating meāis making me suffer. Two can play at that game. I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway. I even fired herā¦TWICE.
But the moment we touchedā¦it was like gasoline on a fire. Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard. Hell, it was even exciting. Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.
Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy. Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss⦠Is about to be an uncle.
Memo to my boss:I knocked up your sister... Surprise! You're an uncle!... I quit and I'm going into witness protection.
Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime. I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated. I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister. A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.
They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating meāis making me suffer. Two can play at that game. I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway. I even fired herā¦TWICE.
But the moment we touchedā¦it was like gasoline on a fire. Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard. Hell, it was even exciting. Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.
Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy. Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss⦠Is about to be an uncle.