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Stupid Movie Lines - Kathryn Petras & Ross Petras

By Kathryn Petras & Ross Petras

Release Date: 1999-06-22

Genre: Humor

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The creme de la crud of screen history

"War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!"
--Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954)

"Visits? That would indicate visitors."
--Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

"When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people."
--Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962)

"Suck the coffin mushroom now."
--The Ultimate Vampire (1991)

"This is bad."
--Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)

Stupid Movie Lines - Kathryn Petras & Ross Petras

By Kathryn Petras & Ross Petras

Release Date: 1999-06-22

Genre: Humor

(0 ratings)
Read Download
The creme de la crud of screen history

"War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!"
--Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954)

"Visits? That would indicate visitors."
--Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

"When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people."
--Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962)

"Suck the coffin mushroom now."
--The Ultimate Vampire (1991)

"This is bad."
--Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)

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