Divalicious darling of the undead Lil Marchette is this close to finding her own happily-ever-after with hunky live-in bounty hunter Ty Bonner. Unfortunately, reality is biting back in a big way. Lilâs got mounting bills to pay and clients to keep happily hooked up courtesy of Dead End Dating, the ultimate meet-and-greet for New Yorkâs fanged, furry, and fabulous. But leave it to a drop-dead gorgeous eight-hundred-year-old warlock with a big-girl fetish to take the biggest chomp out of Lilâs happiness by kidnapping Esther Crutch, one of Lilâs plus-size clients, now stamped as Grade-A Ritual Meat.
Leaving Ty warming the bed, Lil races to rescue Estherâs curvy behind before sheâs turned into a Mayan sacrifice. The trail leads to Texasâhell by any other nameâand as if dust, demons, and hopelessly outdated fashion werenât bad enough, fate gives Lil an unexpected partner: her mom, who is on a mission to meddle (as usual) and grab a little mother-daughter time. Will Lil remain calm in the face of smotherly love and save Estherâor will her client bite the dust?
Divalicious darling of the undead Lil Marchette is this close to finding her own happily-ever-after with hunky live-in bounty hunter Ty Bonner. Unfortunately, reality is biting back in a big way. Lilâs got mounting bills to pay and clients to keep happily hooked up courtesy of Dead End Dating, the ultimate meet-and-greet for New Yorkâs fanged, furry, and fabulous. But leave it to a drop-dead gorgeous eight-hundred-year-old warlock with a big-girl fetish to take the biggest chomp out of Lilâs happiness by kidnapping Esther Crutch, one of Lilâs plus-size clients, now stamped as Grade-A Ritual Meat.
Leaving Ty warming the bed, Lil races to rescue Estherâs curvy behind before sheâs turned into a Mayan sacrifice. The trail leads to Texasâhell by any other nameâand as if dust, demons, and hopelessly outdated fashion werenât bad enough, fate gives Lil an unexpected partner: her mom, who is on a mission to meddle (as usual) and grab a little mother-daughter time. Will Lil remain calm in the face of smotherly love and save Estherâor will her client bite the dust?