I know my purpose: To rid the world of evil, one bad guy at a time.
When I turned twenty I took the oath to protect, and for the last five years Iāve kept that promise. Currently, Iāve got a gig as a kind of one-witch secret service to the British Prime Ministerāusing a combination of potions, spells, explosions, mind-reading, and general butt-kicking skills, Iāve saved him from so many assassins weāve quit counting. Umm, did I mention explosions? Yeah, well: we all have our talents, and mineās combustion.
After that recent incident when those stupid warlocks tried to sacrifice me, I decided Iām going to write everything down. That way if some creep knocks me off, someone will know what happened. But hopefully this diary wonāt be all about maiming and killing. Iād like to write some sexy bits, too. Especially about Dr. Sam, whoās smart, funny, adorable, everything Iād want in a manāexcept heās a warlock. Sorry, thatās a big no-no in Bronwynās book of dating material. I might as well face it: witches donāt do so well in the boyfriend department. Somehow, men find me a tad intimidating. I canāt imagine why.
I know my purpose: To rid the world of evil, one bad guy at a time.
When I turned twenty I took the oath to protect, and for the last five years Iāve kept that promise. Currently, Iāve got a gig as a kind of one-witch secret service to the British Prime Ministerāusing a combination of potions, spells, explosions, mind-reading, and general butt-kicking skills, Iāve saved him from so many assassins weāve quit counting. Umm, did I mention explosions? Yeah, well: we all have our talents, and mineās combustion.
After that recent incident when those stupid warlocks tried to sacrifice me, I decided Iām going to write everything down. That way if some creep knocks me off, someone will know what happened. But hopefully this diary wonāt be all about maiming and killing. Iād like to write some sexy bits, too. Especially about Dr. Sam, whoās smart, funny, adorable, everything Iād want in a manāexcept heās a warlock. Sorry, thatās a big no-no in Bronwynās book of dating material. I might as well face it: witches donāt do so well in the boyfriend department. Somehow, men find me a tad intimidating. I canāt imagine why.