All I want is to play hockey on the Ice Knights, instead, Iâm in a viral video for all the wrong reasons and my momâyes, my momâhas taken over my dating apps. Then, when I think it canât get any worse, the fates deliver Zara Ambrose, a five-feet-nothing redhead with more freckles than inches and whoâd rather be anywhere other than on a date with me.
Now a bet with her friends and my PR nightmare have us both stuck in this go-on-five-dates-with-the-same-person hell situation. But if we band together, we can get the whole thing over with and go on with our lives. Itâs perfect! No feelings. No future. No fucâ *ahem* fun. No naked fun.
What could go wrong? Nothingâas long as I remember the rules. Donât notice the way she looks in a dress. Donât react when she does that little shivery sigh thing whenever we touch. Donât think about the fact that sheâs never had a toe-curling orgasm that wasnât self-delivered and just how badly I want to change that.
Five datesâthatâs itâand then we go our separate ways. At least, that was the plan...
All I want is to play hockey on the Ice Knights, instead, Iâm in a viral video for all the wrong reasons and my momâyes, my momâhas taken over my dating apps. Then, when I think it canât get any worse, the fates deliver Zara Ambrose, a five-feet-nothing redhead with more freckles than inches and whoâd rather be anywhere other than on a date with me.
Now a bet with her friends and my PR nightmare have us both stuck in this go-on-five-dates-with-the-same-person hell situation. But if we band together, we can get the whole thing over with and go on with our lives. Itâs perfect! No feelings. No future. No fucâ *ahem* fun. No naked fun.
What could go wrong? Nothingâas long as I remember the rules. Donât notice the way she looks in a dress. Donât react when she does that little shivery sigh thing whenever we touch. Donât think about the fact that sheâs never had a toe-curling orgasm that wasnât self-delivered and just how badly I want to change that.
Five datesâthatâs itâand then we go our separate ways. At least, that was the plan...