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I Hate Everyone, Except You - Clinton Kelly

By Clinton Kelly

Release Date: 2017-01-10

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs

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From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and ā€œarbiter of style and good taste in all areasā€ (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that heā€™s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jerseyā€™s premier water parks, and perhaps the worldā€™s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether heā€™s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps lifeā€™s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether itā€™s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: itā€™s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topicsā€”and many moreā€”in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

I Hate Everyone, Except You - Clinton Kelly

By Clinton Kelly

Release Date: 2017-01-10

Genre: Biographies & Memoirs

4 (37 ratings)
Read Download
From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and ā€œarbiter of style and good taste in all areasā€ (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that heā€™s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jerseyā€™s premier water parks, and perhaps the worldā€™s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether heā€™s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps lifeā€™s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether itā€™s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: itā€™s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topicsā€”and many moreā€”in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

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