Raise your hand if youāve ever done this. Written a racy message and sent it toāoopsāthe wrong person.
Yeah, me too. Except, I sent my latest Tales of a Naughty Virgin column detailing my fantasies about my hot, charming, thoroughly bangable next-door-neighbor toā¦my entire company.
Did I mention Iām a childrenās book editor?
Well, I was.
*Facepalm*
At least the column goes viral, but Iām still the gal who gets fired for her not-safe-for-work thoughts about the so-called āMister Sexy Pantsā.
Now I need a job stat, so I jump on the first opportunity. And I come face to face with my new boss.
Mr. Sexy Pants himself.
Item number one on my to-do list? Make sure my boss never finds out his alter egoā¦since all of New York knows I want Mister Sexy Pants to punch my virgin club card.
The Virgin Next Door (Unabridged) - Lauren Blakely
Raise your hand if youāve ever done this. Written a racy message and sent it toāoopsāthe wrong person.
Yeah, me too. Except, I sent my latest Tales of a Naughty Virgin column detailing my fantasies about my hot, charming, thoroughly bangable next-door-neighbor toā¦my entire company.
Did I mention Iām a childrenās book editor?
Well, I was.
*Facepalm*
At least the column goes viral, but Iām still the gal who gets fired for her not-safe-for-work thoughts about the so-called āMister Sexy Pantsā.
Now I need a job stat, so I jump on the first opportunity. And I come face to face with my new boss.
Mr. Sexy Pants himself.
Item number one on my to-do list? Make sure my boss never finds out his alter egoā¦since all of New York knows I want Mister Sexy Pants to punch my virgin club card.